(¯`•¸·´¯) Sms (¯`·¸•´¯)

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['SamRazi']

Mujhey yeh sms milla :wk

Sharab bani to mah-khaney baney
husn bana to deewaney baney
kuchh to hai baat aap mein bhi
aisey hi to nahin paghal-khaney baney:tomato: :tomato:

:lol

['SamRazi']

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

:lol

['SamRazi']

Dekha tujhe to ruuh khush hogayi, ek kami thi wo bhi puri hogayi, paghal hain wo log jo kehte hain ke, chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam hogayi..

:lol mei ne apni colleage ko sunaya pehley hansi phir kehne lagi...
saima really bad

:lol

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['SamRazi']

Child Donkey : Mum with whom shall I paly , every donkey is busy




Mother Donkey, Dont worry son, see her, this donkey will be free after reading this sms. :D

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[khan]

Mujhey yeh sms milla :wk

Sharab bani to mah-khaney baney
husn bana to deewaney baney
kuchh to hai baat aap mein bhi
aisey hi to nahin paghal-khaney baney:tomato: :tomato:

AOA,

:lol :lol :lol

Sohail Abbasi.

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['SamRazi']

Good ones Aanchal ji :lol :lol

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[khurram_shaikh]

Assalaam o alekum,

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS parh rahe hain
:lol :lol :lol

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